Aat Dirks is not the kind of guy who’s afraid of getting his hands dirty, on the contrary, the times his hands were clean were very rare indeed and can be counted on the fingers of one hand. In addition to this he has a mustache which like a rogue nasal hair bristles angrily beneath his nose. This mustache shows every sign of functioning like ivy and eventually covering his whole face. To round this off he has a pronounced provincial accent the deep rustic tones of which would have been the envy of Monthy Python fans everywhere. Reason enough one would think, to steer well clear of this fellow. However……watching him at work, Aat Dirks reveals a shining, shimmering, dazzling, charisma so hypnotic that even the most disinterested of girls spontaneously offer him complete and unfettered acces to their concealed delights.It’s perfectly understandeble that Aat would adopt this noisy soup strainer as his trademark. Wherever he appears his mustache never fails to leave all awestuck and effusive with their admiration.
He has often been used in succesfull therapeutic treatments for the winter associated depressed who after short exposure to his personality return home skipping and reinvigorated into the arms of their cheering and clapping loved ones.